i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via laughcentre)
i’m majoring in self-pity with a double minor in procrastination and crying
(via fake-mermaid)
(via kyiscooler)
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
(Source: beyoncebeytwice, via weirdteenblogger)
why would i want to be beautiful on the inside no one can see it there
(Source: ripbearwave, via weirdteenblogger)
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
(Source: hungarian, via weirdteenblogger)
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
(Source: cubpaws, via weirdteenblogger)
